Thursday, July 27, 2006

Motorcycle Diary, Sorry I'm Annoying, Flandis

Riding home from work, a motorcycle slowed down next to me and asked me if I wanted to race. I knew he was just trying to be cute (and it’s way more clever than the dirty remarks and smooches that I usually get) and I thought I would be cute back and yelled, “bring it!”

Well, I brought it. Because that looser was stuck in traffic, I rode right by, waved, and said, “I won sucka!”

Yes, I really did say sucka.

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Last night Tim had his little XxX team goodbye fiesta at Small Bar. Small bar has taught me two things over the past year: 1) I drink way more when I’m alone 2) I drink way more when drinks are bought for me.

Needless to say, I am sitting at work, completely unproductive, feeling like rotten death.

I’m pretty sure I made a drunken ass of myself. I want to assure those who were there that met me for the first time last night that I am in fact way cooler and less annoying when sober.

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Why Flandis, Why? It will be interesting to see how this all plays out. At least they can’t take his yellow jersey away since he traded it for beer.

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