Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Escalator Stairs

One of my favorite Mitch Hedberg quotes is, "an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs."

The escalator I use everyday downtown has been stairs now for the last few days, but why is it that walking up or down a stationary escalator is really difficult? My balance is all funny when I walk it.


Homme said...

Thank you, for keeping his spirit alive!

T3 said...

"You'll never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out of Order' sign....just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs.' Sorry for the convenience."

the best!

Tuffy said...

"I don't own a cell phone, so I just hang out with all of my friends all of the time. If someone needs to get ahold of me, they just have to say, 'Mitch,' and I will turn my head slightly."

Anonymous said...

they are not designed like normal stairs - the steps are too "long" and also too "high" for comfortable walking.